Dobba - Guitar
Norbert - Vocals 

Despite its upbeat tempo and semi comic lyrics The CBS Song carries a very important message, that being, don't be a football hooligan as it's just SAD.

The CBS, or Chesterfield Bastard Squad to give them their correct title were the self appointed protectors of Spireite pride both at home and away. Back in the mid 80's when this song was written it was a little harder to spot a football hooligan than it is today. No Burberry or Stone Island back then, no the average hoolie was just as likely to wear a bit of Leo Gemmelli or Gallini and Gills Market Deep Blue stretch were not uncommon, although a nice grey or blue Farrah was favourite.

The song was actually inspired by a future Possee member called "Top". This is how it came about.

During the mid 80's Dobba and Norbert following a drinking and pulling session around town (more like half a shandy and occasionally looking in the general direction of a fit bird) they would end the evening by sitting on "the bench". The bench was a small wooden seat situated at the junction of Hawksley Avenue and Newbold Back Lane. Following the evenings gallivanting this was the point on the walk home where Dob and Norb would go their separate ways. Before parting they would sit on the bench for half an hour or so discussing life and their abject failure with women (again).
During one such session towards the end of the 1986-87 season they were sat on the bench deep in discussion when up rolls the young Top hyper excited and eager to discuss the nights events. The FA cup semi final between Leeds Utd and CoventryCity had taken place that afternoon at Hillsborough and the City fans had stopped off in Chessie on their way home for a "drink". This had erupted into mob violence and the Golden Fleece pub, amongst others, had been trashed. Top had been caught in the middle of it and found it all tremendously exciting. After he had told his tale the seeds of a new song were firmly implanted in the Fingolstones minds.

Work on the new song began pretty soon after. Dobba wrote an upbeat shanty type tune and Norbert sang the song in the style of someone sounding rather thick and uneducated. The song rapidly became a favourite amongst the AHC (mainly because it didn't take the piss out of any of them, apart from the spoken bit at the end that is).

It remains a snapshot of that particular time in the Spireites history, the spoken references to John Duncan in his first spell as town boss being particularly nostalgic.

Some Football Hooligans at Blackpool. JONAH is our leader, JONAH is our leader!!!

This is a still from a Police surveillance video of the 3 hardest soccer thugs ever to walk the streets. 

Spireite Boys we are here, whoa whoa
Spireite Boys we are here, whoa whoa
Spireite Boys we are here
Shag your women and shag your women and shag your women
Here, Baz what’s shag mean
I dunno but here's a little song

We go down to pub wi lads
Then up to see the blues
Then round town we bust some heads
In our Farrahs and our training shoes

Chorus
CCCCCBS, CCCCCBS, CCCCCBS
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger
Chesterfield

The ICF and the Service Crew
We have em all anytime
We kick em, we glass em we beat em up
Pissed up on a pint of lager and lime

Chorus

We hate the Wednesday they're all queer
Sheff U are a load of tools
Coventry City fink they're hard
They're just a bunch of fools

Chorus

I'm 25 me girlfriends 8
I do as I please
I drink beer in dirty glasses
I like to bust peoples knees

Chorus

When a Policeman stops you in the street
And says come here you fool
Why do you sing CBS
Just say "Chesterfield Boys School"

Chorus

If you want to join our happy band
We will be delighted
Only one thing you must do
Support Manchester United

Chorus

That alright then Harry was it
Ooh Ahh, Ooh Ahh
Duncan Out
Duncan Out
Duncan Out
Sit Down Duncan
Duncaaaan

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor
We're shit aaaaahhhhhhhhh

Boogas an alcy
And Jez has got spots
Iains an whorebag
On Liverpool docks
We all drink whiskey
And Newcastle Brown
The Spireite Boys are in town
Na na na na na na na na na na na 

Notorious CFC Football Hooligan, Danny "The Finger" Sunderland, shows his contempt for the home fans at Scarborough’s McCain Stadium. April 30th 1994.