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Norbert - Guitar. Drums, Bass, Organ (ooer missus)
Daz's Pants like many great songs is based on a true story.
The Daz in question being Dazmundo Jolley former resident of Chez Vegas before upping sticks and moving darn sarf to the big smoke. One of the main reasons for the move was to escape the crime ridden Picadilly sink estate in which he found himself residing following his fall from grace as a top Aldi supermarket designer. He was accused of plagiarism and sued when one his designs inadvertently resembled the Manor Top branch of Netto. Forced from his beloved vocation he was forced into a compact and bijou apartment next to the Chesterfield Canal, a haunt of local rogues, ruffians and crack heads. During a disturbing sneak in burglary Daz's rucksack was stolen containing only a pair of smelly old kecks. The motive for this crime has been discussed by eminent criminologists at the University of Barnsley. Many theories have been discussed and discounted but Daz remains convinced it was his ex missus Wagbo, who having failed to take his house from him during a bitter break up, took the next best thing, his skiddy grundies. Regardless of the reasons for this heinous crime a traumatised Daz fled to the sound of Bow Bells where he now makes a living designing walk in sporran wardrobes for exiled Scotsmen. 
A pensive looking Daz pictured on a train heading darn sarf to his new life.
The Police issued a photo of the stolen budgie smugglers but sadly they were never found.
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Down on Picadilly
Lives a man called Jolley Went out training one night Got kinda hot and sweaty His pants were damp and smelly Stinking like his arse crack Left em by his back door Rotting in his rucksack Woke up early next day Thought he'd go a runnin But his pants had all gone away Never saw it comin Who would steal his pants Maybe it was Wagbo You can take a mans house But baby leave his pants alone Oh man where did those pants go Oh he was hunting high and low Trying to solve the mystery But baby it was plain to see Yeah You know what I'm going to say They just got up and walked away Down on Picadiily Sits a man called Jolley Wonderin where his pants have gone Feelin melancholy Oh Daz you know that you shunt Have told all your mates this Cos you know they'll just laugh out loud Sit around and take the piss Oh man where did those pants go Oh he was hunting high and low Yeah Trying to solve the mystery But baby it was plain to see You know what I'm going to say They just got up and walked away 
Wagbo. Prime suspect or innocent patsy?
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