Mark "Jonah" Jones.
Also known as "the Jones Boy" Jonah was a founder member of the Possee and one of the first to actually bring his bird out with the lads. A bad move that was destined for disaster once he got a taste for Beef (you either get it or you don't). A crack shot with a tomato ketchup bottle Jonah was a world renowned golf course green keeper. He was once offered a job at Troon but it turned out to be nothing more than cutting Gregs mum and dads lawn (once again you either get it or you don't).
A legendary womaniser in his day he is now single again after successfully completing a second divorce. A proud father of two daughters and a 3 series BMW his life is almost complete. All he needs now is a job lot of fake Burberry shirts and he will be the happiest man alive.Jonah was once in a lap dancing club in Scarborough and fell asleep at the bar. One of the dancers woke him and asked him he'd like a dance to which Jonah replied "Sorry love I don't dance and promptly went back to sleep"
Also known as "the Jones Boy" Jonah was a founder member of the Possee and one of the first to actually bring his bird out with the lads. A bad move that was destined for disaster once he got a taste for Beef (you either get it or you don't). A crack shot with a tomato ketchup bottle Jonah was a world renowned golf course green keeper. He was once offered a job at Troon but it turned out to be nothing more than cutting Gregs mum and dads lawn (once again you either get it or you don't).
A legendary womaniser in his day he is now single again after successfully completing a second divorce. A proud father of two daughters and a 3 series BMW his life is almost complete. All he needs now is a job lot of fake Burberry shirts and he will be the happiest man alive.Jonah was once in a lap dancing club in Scarborough and fell asleep at the bar. One of the dancers woke him and asked him he'd like a dance to which Jonah replied "Sorry love I don't dance and promptly went back to sleep"
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Darren "Dazmundo" Jolley.
Apart from The Charmer, the Possee also counted another international Playboy amongst their ranks. Dazmundo with his dashing Latin American Swarthy good looks was a bit of an enigma. No one knew exactly where he came from, was he Scottish, a DeeDah? or even a Geordie? no one really knew. His many and varied accents caused confusion and mayhem wherever he went. It did mean that he could converse on a level playing field with birds of many different backgrounds and cultures. Unfortunately for Dazmundo they usually told him "Two Hopes Whistle" but not so politely. A civil engineer by trade it is rumoured that Dazmundo had a hand in the design of every building erected in the UK since 1992.He is also even hairier than Dobba (except on his head).
Apart from The Charmer, the Possee also counted another international Playboy amongst their ranks. Dazmundo with his dashing Latin American Swarthy good looks was a bit of an enigma. No one knew exactly where he came from, was he Scottish, a DeeDah? or even a Geordie? no one really knew. His many and varied accents caused confusion and mayhem wherever he went. It did mean that he could converse on a level playing field with birds of many different backgrounds and cultures. Unfortunately for Dazmundo they usually told him "Two Hopes Whistle" but not so politely. A civil engineer by trade it is rumoured that Dazmundo had a hand in the design of every building erected in the UK since 1992.He is also even hairier than Dobba (except on his head).
 Dazmund models for the September 1997 issue of Playgirl. The rest of the photo isn't suitable for a family website.
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Jeremy "Jez" Lowe.
AHC member Jez was involved in the most notorious AHC club incident ever. In 1987 Norbert had just been dumped by Jenny when it was rumoured that Jez had made a bid. Incensed by this Norbert bought a cream cake from the school canteen and rammed it into Jez's face. A very brave action by Norbert considering Jez was only 4' tall and 4 stone in weight. The incident turned Jez from dapper school swat to pseudo heavy metal freak and Norbert has felt guilty ever since.Jez is now a happily married man with a son, a dog and a doctorate in Medieval English literature. He currently works as a garden designer and his mum runs a cake shop ... revenge is nigh!
AHC member Jez was involved in the most notorious AHC club incident ever. In 1987 Norbert had just been dumped by Jenny when it was rumoured that Jez had made a bid. Incensed by this Norbert bought a cream cake from the school canteen and rammed it into Jez's face. A very brave action by Norbert considering Jez was only 4' tall and 4 stone in weight. The incident turned Jez from dapper school swat to pseudo heavy metal freak and Norbert has felt guilty ever since.Jez is now a happily married man with a son, a dog and a doctorate in Medieval English literature. He currently works as a garden designer and his mum runs a cake shop ... revenge is nigh!
Jez back in the day.
Jez as he is today.
John "Laws'" Lawson.
A founder member of the Possee, in the late 80's he could often be found driving round town with the windows down and Tyree Cooper, the Producer, awesome super dooper trooper, blasting out at full volume. Sat beside him would be sidekick Jonah nodding his head and pointing his fingers.Laws defining moment came when he steered his Fiat Strada into the path of an oncoming bus. Despite this near death experience he continued his love of fast cars by also owning such classics as a Ford Probe and Peugeot 205 and 306 GTI's.Sadly in later years Laws came to regard the possee as a bunch of losers and left to become a full time football hooligan.
A founder member of the Possee, in the late 80's he could often be found driving round town with the windows down and Tyree Cooper, the Producer, awesome super dooper trooper, blasting out at full volume. Sat beside him would be sidekick Jonah nodding his head and pointing his fingers.Laws defining moment came when he steered his Fiat Strada into the path of an oncoming bus. Despite this near death experience he continued his love of fast cars by also owning such classics as a Ford Probe and Peugeot 205 and 306 GTI's.Sadly in later years Laws came to regard the possee as a bunch of losers and left to become a full time football hooligan.
Laws in happy relaxed mood as he walks free from court having been acquitted of any involvement in a rumble down at the Villa.
