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Ian "Jan" Reddish
Probably the sweatiest man who has ever lived. The slightest bit of heat in a room, such as in a crowded pub or disco, and Jan would begin to perspire like it was going out of fashion. To be fair to him though this may well have been a result of his descent into alcoholism as related in the Fingolstones debut track.Despite his perspiration problems Jan was always a dead nice youth. Moved away to live down south somewhere but now believed to be in the Nottingham area. It has been recently announced that Severn Trent Water have signed him up to replenish their dwindling water supplies. Apparently the water is quite drinkable but tastes a bit salty and is 90% proof.  If you look closely you can really see the sweat.
Louise Roberts
Totally terrifying was one of the phrases used to describe Louise in her early AHC days. You crossed her at your peril; she could be utterly ferocious when she wanted to be. She once hit Norbert with a wooden spoon so hard that it snapped in two. Mellowed a lot in later years when it became clear that she was actually a big softy when you really got to know her.  Big Softy.
Hilary Stone.
County Council work colleague of Norberts who got really drunk one Christmas Eve and spent an enjoyable 2 hours with Norbert (for him at least) in the CountyDirectors Dept ladies toilets. Sadly for Norbert she had a boyfriend and the event was to be a one off, She eventually quit her job in shame.  Quit job in shame.
Gary Steele
Gary "Gazza" Steele is a well known face on the hallowed Saltergate Kop (Now believed to be West Stand at the B2Net). Along with wife June he is a dedicated and loyal follower of the mighty Spireites.His utter devotion once nearly got him into big trouble. Following a mid 90's league cup defeat to West Ham the young Gazza felt the need to hurl some abuse at a cockney t**t Hammers fan who was peacefully minding his own business on the car park of the Salty Club. Well pleased with himself he was to, that is until said cockney t**t returned to confront Gazza with a length of TV ariel with which he intended to club Gazza unconscious.He has learnt his lesson and now stands quietly watching the game whilst June hurls foul mouthed abuse at the away fans instead.  Gazza Steele, a legend on the terraces.
Rachel Treece.
Earliest know girlfriend of Greg. At the time Rachel was highly regarded as being textbook totty and no one could quite understand how Greg managed to pull such a beauty. Rachel herself must have realised that she was far to good for him and soon ended it. Multi-lingual Rachel was last heard of working in Luxembourg (but that was years ago so she probably isn't anymore.  Rachel dressed in suitable attire prior to the 1990 4th Division play off final. Norbert, Nessie and Andy F stayed the night at her London University student lodgings prior to the travesty of justice that was Cambridge Utd 1 Chesterfield 0.
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Scott Richards
Brother of Norbert, Scott was one of the infamous Chesterfield motorbike thieves of the mid 1980's. Along with his fellow gang members "Gormless" Pete Mellors and "Brainy" Mark Ambidge they would roam the streets of Chessie looking for motorbikes to steal. This of course all ended in tears, see the full story in:-The Abandoned Motorbike Thieves.  Since his criminal thieving days Scott has turned his life around and is now a Paramedic.
Mr Sedgwick
Brutal P.E teacher from ChesterfieldBoysSchool. Jan Reddish once gobbed on a rose and shoved it through his letter box, no one really knows why. He got caught.  Obviously this isn’t a picture of the real Mr Sedgwick but it’s close enough.
Vicky Sygrove.
Short lived bird of Norbert who proved herself to be far above his intellectual capabilities by getting 4 A's at A level (when they were proper hard, not like todays namby pamby ticky box rubbish). Studied medicine at University and is now a Dr treating the sick. Sadly Norbert was never "treated" by her, Fnaar Fnaar.  Vicky pictured in the Derbyshire Times with her A Level results. Far to clever for Norbert.
Philip "Philthy Smith"
Curly haired and obscene aptly describes Philthy Smith. His leering at the young ladies being just part of his Saturday night routine whilst guesting as DJ at the Avenue Pub. Pint in one hand and record in the other he would spin the tunes that defined a generation, Inspiral Carpets, Happy Mondays, Stone Roses the list goes on. Sadly the Avenue is now a Chinese Restaurant and Philthy a civil servant helping the dysfunctional of society from his position within Social Services, despite being dysfunctional himself.  Note the rat arsed Booga stood behind Philthy, typical.
Tracey Sadler
Under age Salty Club bird believed to have been a conquest of The Charmer (who wasn't).  Laws once made a firm offer for the young Tracey but she told him to whistle.
Mark “Top” Topliss
Although he doesn't actually figure in any Fingolstones songs, Top was the inspiration behind "The CBS" Song.Not a real football hooligan but seemed to know all of them. He can still occasionally be spotted around the streets of Chezzy of a Satdi neet.  A young looking Top psyches himself up for a bit of a quasi football hooliganism type scenario.
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