Norbert - Vocals, Guitar, Drums

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The girl walks in the Salty Club
To get a pint of bitter
The Charmer says she’s just the job
But oh my god I’ve had much fitter
He walks over to her table
To buy the girl another drink
And in return all he requires
Is her to make his fingers stink Oh Yeah


Lawson stands outside the club
Looking for a fight
Searching for some Mansfield fans
So he can punch out their lights
But if any ever turn up
Looking for some fun
You wouldn’t see young Laws for dust
As down Saltergate he’d quickly run Oh Yeah


Bunting sits in the corner
Dreaming of chips and pies
People struggle to get past him
Because of his enormous size
He staggers out to the toilet
And makes a mess on the floor
But he hasn’t seen his knob for years
Its no wonder that his aim is poor Oh Yeah


Jonah sits by the Pool table
In his wonderstuff shirt and tie
Making plans inside his head
How to tell the perfect lie
Cos he’s going to be unfaithful
Later he’s meeting beef
But if Claire should ever find out
She’d surely knock out all his teeth Oh Yeah