Norbert -  Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Drum & Trumpet.

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Shaven Haven is the Fingolstones first foray into the world of disco. It's jaunty beat and saucy lyrics making it the ideal song to get up and dance to at a party. Very popular when first released but it is only fair to say that the song is actually blatant plagiarism.
The original song Shaven haven was performed by the band Kunt & The Gang and the lyrics to the Fingolstones version are virtually identical. The arrangement is different and the last couple of verses are originals written by Norbert but the rest of it is just a blatant rip off.
The song itself is right out of the saucy seaside postcard book and you could almost imagine it being sung as the theme tune to a 1970's Robin Askwith sex comedy.

Comedy genius Robin Askwith, this song could 
almost have been written for him.

Oh I'm tired of when I'm licking out a ladies underneath
Of always getting curly pubic hairs stuck in my teeth
I want a girl whose crack is a bit more like Kojack
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving

Shaven Haven

And every time I'm going down on a ladies bush
I'm fed up of those sweaty tufts that tickle round my mush
I want a girl whose minge is like Duncan Goodhews fringe
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving

Shaven Haven

Chorus
Well It's a shaven haven that I'm craving
Over hairy beavers I'm fed up slaving
For a baldy bint I myself am saving
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving
Shaven haven

So if I'm being cunny lingual with a ladies quim
I hope she'd have the decency to give her chuff a trim
I want a girl whose biff doesn't look like Robert Smith
It's a shave haven that I'm craving

Shaven haven

And if I'm getting oral on a ladies slit
The last thing that I want is Brian May around her clit
I want a girl whose crevice doesn't look like Dave Lee Travis
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving

Shaven Haven

Chorus

And when I go down and I get their knickers off of em
I really don't want to see what look s like Kris Kristoffeson
When I check out the goods don't want Grizzly Adams in the woods
It's a shave haven that I'm craving

Shaven haven

It's much easier to see if she has got the pox
If she hasn't got a thatched roof around her box
I don't want her pink bits to look like Jimi Hendrix
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving

Shaven haven

Chorus

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The proper version of Shaven Haven by Kunt & The Gang.