The Fingolstones Firemen
  • Home
  • The Band
    • Who Are The Fingolstones
    • Dobba
    • Norbert
    • Booga
    • Daz
    • The Charmer
    • Jeeves
  • The Albums
    • Album Art
    • Buddies >
      • Buddies - A Critique
      • Drunken Reddish
      • Obscene (Gregs Song)
      • Ballad Of The Gypsy Queen
      • Skeggy Market
      • Captain Flak
      • Country Flak
      • The Pulling Song
      • Woody Song
      • Sheep Shagging Blues
      • Medley
      • Look Out Boy
      • Nightmare Of You
      • Jack The Ripper
      • Lonesome Farmer Bill
      • Lost Jezemy
      • Anarchy In Room 21
      • Stairway To Intrest
      • CBS Song
      • The Abandoned Motorbike Thieves
      • The Ballad Of Sara And Goffy
    • Captain Whistles Lonely Farts Club Band >
      • Captain Whistle - A Critique
      • The Possee Song
      • Hard Luck Rob
      • Yeah Well But
      • Yo Foxy
      • Scandinavian Homesick Blues
      • Walking Through Birdholme
      • Don't You Want Me
      • Don't You Want Me (Remix)
      • The Foxy Rap
      • Obscene 1990 (Lawsons Song)
      • Sean Boyles Austin Maxi
      • Streets Of Birdholme
      • Hotel St Augustines
      • Sharon
      • Sara's Revenge
    • Fingolstones For Sale >
      • Fingolstones For Sale - A Critique
      • Back In 86
      • Possee Rap
      • 1985 & All That
      • To Live & Die In Leicester
      • Shaven Haven
      • The Wonder (Stuff) Years
      • Deaf Dumb & Plumb
      • Icewash & Sad Rags
      • Shockers On Sunday
      • Saturday
      • Big Backside
      • Proud
    • The Fingolstones Sell Out >
      • The Fingolstones Sell Out - A Critique
      • Crackwhore
      • W.A.G
      • Pale Blue Dream Machine
      • Salty Nights
      • St Augustines Girls
      • Mr G
      • Striker (Not A Full Back)
      • We All Love Chez Vegas
      • Sad Old Queen
      • Holmewood Bound
      • In Da (Salty) Club
      • The Bird Wi Massive Tits
      • Dobba Stardust
    • Ballarse >
      • Ballarse - A Critique
      • Daz's Pants
      • The Dawdog
      • Frisky In The Bar
      • 8 Pints
      • The Ballad Of Booga Benson
      • Writing Songs (No One Wants To Hear)
      • Jimmy Savile Never Loved Me
      • Jamie
      • Biggie
      • Goth Girl
      • Clearly Something
      • Group 2 Song
    • The Age Of Aquarius >
      • The Age Of Aquarius a Critique
      • 20th Century Forbidden Love
      • Don't You Want Me (2020 Redux)
      • The Charmer Of The Salty
      • Lightweight Lager Lad
  • Photo Gallery
  • A To Z
    • A - B
    • C - D
    • E - H
    • I - L
    • M - P
    • Q - T
    • U - Z
Picture
Norbert -  Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Drum & Trumpet.


Shaven Haven is the Fingolstones first foray into the world of disco. It's jaunty beat and saucy lyrics making it the ideal song to get up and dance to at a party. Very popular when first released but it is only fair to say that the song is actually blatant plagiarism.
The original song Shaven haven was performed by the band Kunt & The Gang and the lyrics to the Fingolstones version are virtually identical. The arrangement is different and the last couple of verses are originals written by Norbert but the rest of it is just a blatant rip off.
The song itself is right out of the saucy seaside postcard book and you could almost imagine it being sung as the theme tune to a 1970's Robin Askwith sex comedy.
Picture
Comedy genius Robin Askwith, this song could 
almost have been written for him.
Picture
Oh I'm tired of when I'm licking out a ladies underneath
Of always getting curly pubic hairs stuck in my teeth
I want a girl whose crack is a bit more like Kojack
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving

Shaven Haven

And every time I'm going down on a ladies bush
I'm fed up of those sweaty tufts that tickle round my mush
I want a girl whose minge is like Duncan Goodhews fringe
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving

Shaven Haven

Chorus
Well It's a shaven haven that I'm craving
Over hairy beavers I'm fed up slaving
For a baldy bint I myself am saving
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving
Shaven haven

So if I'm being cunny lingual with a ladies quim
I hope she'd have the decency to give her chuff a trim
I want a girl whose biff doesn't look like Robert Smith
It's a shave haven that I'm craving

Shaven haven

And if I'm getting oral on a ladies slit
The last thing that I want is Brian May around her clit
I want a girl whose crevice doesn't look like Dave Lee Travis
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving

Shaven Haven

Chorus

And when I go down and I get their knickers off of em
I really don't want to see what look s like Kris Kristoffeson
When I check out the goods don't want Grizzly Adams in the woods
It's a shave haven that I'm craving

Shaven haven

It's much easier to see if she has got the pox
If she hasn't got a thatched roof around her box
I don't want her pink bits to look like Jimi Hendrix
It's a shaven haven that I'm craving

Shaven haven

Chorus

The proper version of Shaven Haven by Kunt & The Gang.
Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.