Norbert - Vocals, Drums, Guitar, Keys

---

Well Walton birds are posh
And they never go that far
But the Grangewood birds are all dirty whores
They’ll get kit off in back of your car
The Birdholme scrubbers daughters
Always go all the way
And the Grassmoor birds with their hairy chuffs
They are enough to turn you gay

I wish they all could be St Augustines
I wish they all could be St Augustines
I wish they all could be St Augustines birds.
Brampton has its famous mile
Where the birds all get so drunk
I pulled a big flat slag in white high heels
But her fanny smelt like a skunk
I’ve been all around North Derbyshire
And I seen all kinds of birds
Yeah, but I couldnt wait to get to Chez Vegas
Back to the dirtiest birds in the world

I wish they all could be St Augustines
I wish they all could be St Augustines
I wish they all could be St Augustines birds
I wish they all could be St Augustines
I wish they all could be St Augustines

I wish they all could be St Augustines

I wish they all could be St Augustines
birds