The Foxy Rap is of course a tribute to the mighty sex appeal of The Charmer. At the time of writing he was at the height of his sexual prowess and no woman was safe from his clutches. Of course when I say woman what I actually mean is young girls aged up to and around 16. He had quite a fan club at this time including the eponymous "Dirty Kate", Jenny Clixby and most famously "Bulgie" or as Nessie called her "Budgie". Bulgie was famous for her large chest and incessant pursuit of the Charmer.
Dirty Kate was used for this song simply becasue it scanned better than the others. The song adopts a rather unique format for a Fingolstones Song. The lead vocal is shared between Dobba, Daz and Norbert who take it in turns to sing a line each. The song then culminates in the classic AAAYYYYY!! line uttered by the man himself, The Charmer. Dobba takes keyboards and Norberts psychedelic guitar chords give the song a late sixties type sound that Pink Floyd would have been proud of. When The Charmer began to romance Dirty Kate it was an absolute goldmine for the Possee as her surname has Hayes. This of course meant a seemless link into the Charmers catchphrase of AAYYYYYY!!. Oh what merriment and mirth. Eventually all the Charmers entourage reached the age of 17 and at this point he lost all interest in them. Dirty Kate became a nun, Jenny Clixby a missionary and Bulgie a pole dancer. Three young lives ruined by the rejection of their hero. What a bastard!. The legend that is Charmer.
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Said Foxy in the Club one night
I'm gonna find a bird I want one thats sixteen years old And won't call me a turd I want one to love me for what I am And not for how I look I want one thats just the job Off first page of the book We said Foxy you've got to hopes She'll have to be ugly and fat And even if she aint She'll have to be blind as a bat So Foxy went out on the pull He put on his best Schmutter He glued and pasted his barnet back He looked a real nutter Inspiration, Golden Fleece Joplins and Crooked Spire He went round the pubs all night long Of his quest he didn't tire Come half past ten he still hadn't trapped So he went to get some food When a young girl caught him by the arm And said "get on this you hunky dude" She said her name was Dirty Kate She thought he was the best She wanted him to be her man To be her long term nest He walked her to the bus stop It was about a mile She said "kiss me Andy darling" And Foxy gave a smile She screamed in terror she gasped with shock And then she ran away She left him there all on his own And all he could say was AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Yer kiddin, wonderstuff, bollocks Aayyyy, spiders,tighten your belt, can't miss gems over there, can't miss you dirty whore, any faytin, stabarse |