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Norbert - Vocals, Drums, Bass, Guitar
Daz - Ropey 70’s Glam Rock Schmutter
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When I was just a seventeen
I joined a band and I was keen
To spread the message to spread the word
To get our songs widely heard

We couldn’t play we couldn’t sing
We couldn’t do anything
When we stood up and started to play
This is what they all would say

Songs about drinking songs about cars
Songs about pulling women in bars
Songs about the Possee Songs about the Brad
Songs about The Charmer they say that’s all we had

I’m sitting at home with a bottle of beer
Writing songs nobody wants to hear

The way we look the way we dress
We’ve got more sex appeal than JLS
You don’t like our music well we don’t care
We’ve got top schmutter and we’ve got great hair

Well it’s not true what they all say
The songs aren’t all the same my god no way
Forget about our notoriety
Our songs are full of variety

Songs about drinking songs about car
Songs about pulling women in bars
Songs about the Possee songs about the Brad
Songs about The Charmer weren’t all that we had

I’m sitting at home with a bottle of beer
Writing songs nobody wants to hear

Oy Oy Oy they think our songs are shite
Oy Oy Oy they’re probably right
Oy Oy Oy now pass me the mic
One day I’ll write a song
That you might like

Songs about drinking songs about cars
Songs about pulling women in bars
Songs about The Possee songs about The Brad
Songs about The Charmer I guess that’s all we had

I’m sitting at home with a bottle of beer
Writing songs nobody wants to hear etc etc etc

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