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Richard "Dickie" Maund.
Cruelly referred to in Streets of Birdholme as "the fat boy with hardly any barnet" Dickie despite being the wealthiest member of the Fingolstones inner circle was also notoriously the tightest. He would always drink bottles of lager when the lads were on pints and yet despite there being only half the volume he was always the last to finish. It is now realised that this was in fact a ploy to slow the drinking down to such a degree that everyone bought 2 rounds but when it was time for his second last orders would already have been called, Genius. Most famous Dickie quote "I'm a striker not a full back".  Dicky once had a luscious head of hair but
unfortunately for him male pattern baldness is a symptom of failing to get your round in. Lee "Nessie" Nesbeth.
Famous for his vocabularic gaffes, a sensible conversation with Nessie was often the funniest thing on a Possee night out. Such gems as "Fuggin Hell", "Don Dublin" "Mandy Brown" and "14 Plus" being amongst the classics (you had to be there). He was also well known for his exceedingly large appendage, a mythical beast that caused young ladies to faint with terror and young men to turn green with envy.One of the best known incidents involving young Nessie was the day he went to buy car insurance. "Whets your name asks the young lady behind the counter". "Nesbeth" replies young Lee, "And whats your surname" she replies. Oh how we chortled (again you really had to be there).Like Norbert a career in law enforcement beckoned for Nessie and he is now to be found fighting crime in Sheffield as South Yorkshires very own "Shaft".  Nessie does his Stevie Wonder impression.
 The Possee Song comes true as Nessie indeed falls over.
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Karen Mellors.
AHC member Karen was good mates with the love of Boogas life Hayley. Thus she joined the club, becoming a future squeeze of both Norbert and Andy. She was later to have a disastrous liason with Bill which became inspiration for the Fingolstones song Lonesome Farmer Bill. Karen was a very pleasant lass even though she had the misfortune of growing up at Boythorpe (a suburb of Birdholme). Current whereabouts unknown.  Karen was a lovely lass until Farnsworth broke her heart by dumping her for Joanne. Her current whereabouts are unknown but it is believed she is happily married with children.
STOP PRESS After stumbling upon this website quite by accident (ho hum) Karen got in touch to point out a major inacurracy. She would like it to be known that she finished with Andy and not the other way round so that she could sew her wild oats. She is now working as a District Nurse on a remote island off the coast of Scotland. A bit like Nerys Hughes but I doubt she has a bike and she's not Welsh (ancient BBC drama series, look it up). Angela Priest
Arsehole club member Angela was the inspiration behind the Woody song. This was due to her unique kissing style. In later years she refined her style and no longer performs in this way.  Angela no longer looks like this nowadays
having lost her puppy fat. Jonathon "Jonti" Pepper.
Balloon loving Jonti was a talented footballer whose career was cut tragically short when he decided to dribble around a moving van. The van struck him, he broke his leg and that was that. He didn't let his injury hold him back and is now a respected football coach who's previous clubs include BradfordCity and another that I can't remember.He wasn't overly blessed in the brains department as is evident by the line "Jonti's thick as pig shit"  Jonti outside the Salty Club.
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Jontis early career as a player for top non league club "Saltergate Club" was tragically cut short by injury. However his love of the game saw him take up a coaching role and he no heads up the academy at Premier League Burnley F.C.
The Possee
The Posse ... as in "Wohoa it's the posse". Bunch of lads who used to hang out in the Saltergate Club round the back of Chesterfield FC. Norbert and Dobba used to think they were CBS on account of the large amount of Burberry and Henry Lloyd on display. They turned out by and large (some larger than others) to be a group of regular guys and Norbert was accepted into the gang and Dobba even got to go on their night's out when he returned from Uni. Rob "Daz" Shields and Andy "The Charmer" Fox were original posse members.
The Posse ... as in "Wohoa it's the posse". Bunch of lads who used to hang out in the Saltergate Club round the back of Chesterfield FC. Norbert and Dobba used to think they were CBS on account of the large amount of Burberry and Henry Lloyd on display. They turned out by and large (some larger than others) to be a group of regular guys and Norbert was accepted into the gang and Dobba even got to go on their night's out when he returned from Uni. Rob "Daz" Shields and Andy "The Charmer" Fox were original posse members.
The Possee in full effect (plus assorted hangers on). Lanzarote 1996.
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Jason "The Mixmaster" Potts
Single-handedly responsible for bringing the Fingolstones to the masses. Jason was employed by the Fingolstones in the year 2000 to digitally remaster their entire back catalogue. He took the precious analogue tapes and through technical wizardry converted them to crystal clear compact disc format. This in turn meant that they could be further converted into MP3's thus making them available to any one who wanted them at the touch of a download button. Jason himself is a talented musician |
 Jason made it big in Hollywood and is the star of the hit TV show "Traffic Cops".
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