Norbert - Vocals, Drums, Bass, Guitar, Synth, Thick Woolly.

Gonna tell you about a man I know
So come on and listen to me
His names is Paul but he’s known to all
As the one and only Mr G

Now Mr G always eats his tea
But no dairy products please
He’ll let a plate of chips pass by his lips
But he gets sick at the smell of cheese

He lives at home with his mom and his dad
Even though he’s over forty
And when he goes out with the Lads
He never does anything naughty

What does he do when he goes up to
The Lake District on his own
Does he get pissed, is he a naturist
Does he get a dirty whore down on his bone

On a Saturday he goes to the match
And stands there on the kop
With his bright red coat and his woolly hat
His radio and his thermal socks

When the weathers cold he just don't care
His cheeks they go all ruddy
You can always find him cheering the team
Shouting come on and get the bloody

Oh oh oh Mr G
He's not like you and me
He's never late for his tea
He drives a Mazda 3
He's never had VD
He's not like you and me
No he's not like you and me
Oh oh oh Mr G
He drives a Mazda 3
​Oh Oh Oh Mr G