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Sara Vaughan.

AHC member Sara was even scarier than Louise Roberts, and could chew men up and spit them out leaving them black and blue. many tried to tame the wild beast including Dobba, Norbert and Cratch and all were left emotionally scarred for life. Last heard of working as a Psychiatric Nurse (True).
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I know its not the AHC Sara Vaughan but I didn't have a picture of her, so Sara Vaughan the singer will have to do instead.

Dave "Oooh Waller Waller" Waller

Legendary scorer of 53 goals in 117(2) games for the mighty Spireites. Despite what the song says he never did go to Grimsby and Norbert never did s**g his bird. Or even meet her or even know what she looked like. Likewise Waller had no clue who Norbert was so never called him a s**t stabbing turd. In fact the whole verse about him is complete bollocks.
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A True Legend.


Richard "Worty" Wort

The only person in the Fingolstones world who is actually a real Fireman. Former school bully Worty was most notable for his unnatural tallness. Standing over 7' tall Worty was a freak of nature and the only fireman who didn't need a ladder to rescue folk from first floor windows. Some say he was actually a midget with some very long stilts, who knows. Today he can usually be found playing volleyball and snooker, watching sky sports and polishing his hose. And doing pretty much the same when he's not at work.
Actually he's retired now which means he does pretty much the same as when he was working.

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Worty seen in a typical pose whilst at work.



Mark Walton


Mark was a fashion role model for the Possee. He owned a pair of Zee trainers that the likes of Daz and Bentley Boy could only dream of possessing. If he was on the bench for the Salty Club FC players would beg to be taken off so that he could come on and they could have the opportunity of wearing his shell suit jacket whilst running the line.
Last heard of as senior designer at Your Price.



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