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Norbert - Vocals, Drums, Bass, Guitar, Keys
Daz - Vocals, Spoons, Washboard |
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Booga Benson, Dobba Dawson
Goffy Gofton, Johnny Lawson Kaneys tache, Ash the Bash Chippies bald head Ruby Slippers Brown Top Lawsons faytin on the Kop 8 pints, Bradbury Club Bunny’s getting fed Bentley Boy, Egg on legs Darren Bonson shouting megs Daz Jolley won goal Jonah filling Beefs hole Lanzarote Tenerife Bucko’s cords, Foxys teeth Deep blue, meat and two Nessie hasn’t got a clue Chorus We all love Chez Vegas It’s the greatest town so don’t put it down We all love Chez Vegas No we’d never leave it so you’d best believe it Paul Priestly, Matt Booth Jonah thinks he’s really smooth Pizza Hut, Bunny’s gut Bulgie is a slut Crooked Spire, Market Place Beef is sat on Jonahs face Engerland, where’s your lads Charmers club foot Marcus Bentley, Mastercard Johnny Lawson thinks he’s hard Johnny Clark, Big Tone Bunny weighs 30 stone Mojo’s, Zanzibar Jonah pissed, crashed his car Dirty whores, bouncer wars Trouble in the Spires Chorus Blue Bell, Golden Fleece Greg Harrison, Rachel Treece Clay Cross, Birdholme St Augustines Jonahs home Hamstring, twisted knee Foxys got an injury Queens Park, 5 a side Bunny’s a Thalidomide Oh oh oh oh oh Ice wash, Mr Men Shieldsy’s on the bench again B2Net, Saltergate Jonahs worries, Beef is late Cobden Road in for the kill Jonahs got Beef on the pill Manchester turned too late Lawsons car is in a state Chorus Moulin Rouge, Aquarius Away matches, Bagshaws Bus Ballarse, Git Gob Shieldsy’s lost another job Bryan Donkins, Trebor Sweets Simon Hamptons two left feet Steve Kendal, Bob Newton Jamie Hewitt, John Duncan Beach Bar, Salty Club Charmers always in the pub Dean Wagstaffe, Dean Plumb Both have had the Deaf and Dumb Chorus Geoff Millar, Ernie Moss Sheffield Wednesday load of toss Wetherspoons, sage tunes Drinking in the afternoon Polish bar, feeling fine Shieldsy’s running on the line Charmer is a complete spaz Jonahs locker in Doncatraz Gills Jeans, A Hat Bunting is extremely fat Ger on this, feeling pissed Open net, Bucko’s missed Bucko’s Barnet is piss poor Charmers pulled a dirty whore Half a Foster, Pint of Stones We are The Fingolstones Chorus |
